Yes!
I am back with drama. Why is it that people just don't understand the concept of leaving well enough alone? Why must people test me? Why are people ignorant? The school year has just started and already I am having drama. HELP ME!
It enfolds thus:
Yesterday I hear, Ring ring ring (of my cell phone) Now when my phone rings like that it is an unidentifiable number and so I don't pick it up. But this was a CT number so I thought it must be one of my classmates.
Me: Hello
Male: Hello, is this ----- (my name is totally butchered)
Me: Yes
Male: Hi, this is _------ from your JLA class
Me: Oh, hey what's up? and how did you get my number?
Male: Well I just was just talking to some girl and she said she knows you and well she gave me your number
Me: Okay, who is this stranger
Male: Oh, your old roommate.
Me: You mean ------
Male: Yeah, anyway I was wondering if we could meet up for coffe and discuss the chapter over the weekend
Me: But you are not in my group
Male: yeah but I thought it would be cool, you know just us discussing the chapter
Me: ARe you trying to ask me out?
Male: Sort of, but you know, we could just study if that's all you want
Me: Dude, I am engaged
Male: Really, ----- told me differently
Me: Well, she lied to you
Male: So sorry for this, uhm... (silence for like five seconds)...this is really akward
Me: Yeah, listen I have to run, see you in class on Monday
Male: yeah, ....(silence for five seconds) okay, goodbye
Now you get the drift, my ex roommate gave some guy in my JLA class my number so that he could call me and ask me out. Not to mention the fact taht she told the guy that I was single. Now I am flattered that a some guy thinks I am hot but trust me and I mean this in the hugest of forms. I AM NOT LOOOKING. In case anyone needs me to declare this any louder then let me say it this way. LADY B IS OFFICIALLY OFF THE MARKET. I have been this way for so many years now I don't even know how to begin if things ended (God for bid!)
Anyway now the confrontation happens
ring ring ring ring ring ring (my phone rings today)It's my old roommates number. I dind't give her a ring tone cause she annoys me.
Me: What up?
She: Hey ----- it's me, ------
Me: yeah, what's going on?
She: Nothing, Uhm I got a call from a few people that you are going around on campus calling me a liar?
Me: What?
She: I dont appreciate this at all. I never lied to you and haven't even spoken to you
Me: Back up. YOu heard what?
She: Yeah some diff. people came and told me that you called me a liar and some other things i will not repeat.
Me: No I didn't
She: Well what did you say?
Me: First of all I dont' live on campus anymore, and I don't hang out with your crowd
She: Whatever, I don't appreciate you trying to put slander on my name
Me: You don't put slander on peoples names, and if you could put slander on a person's name I didn't say or write whatever it is that you feel that I must have
She: Whatever -----, we are not friends and I would...
Me: I would appreciate you not giving my number to some guy to call me, and furthermore I think this call is stupid. You shouldn't call me unless you have found the remote control for my television and are calling for me to pick it up. And I would appreciate that you respect the fact that I am in a relationship and I don't like random guys calling me and asking me out at 10:00pm on a Thursday night!
She: Whatever.
Me: Hopefully that means you understand me
(she goes quiet) I hang up the phone. She calls back. I don't pick up. This is to much drama at 1:00 on a Friday. Ugh! She didn't leave a voice message. For once she did something smart!
What a way to start a weekend. I need a drink!
4 comments:
Lol---I think she may have actually started sputtering at one point. She must really be jonesing you. That's funny...what did B think?
that i attract drama like poop attracks flies and maybe I should be locked up that way no more drama and we can live a peaceful life!
hehhehheh...where have i been...pls take me to the bitch's dorm room when i come...i think we need to break her legs. f'real
lol. what a room mate. You need 2 hire some area boys to put small pepper in her yansh.
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