These are some random things that I have been thinking about that whenever I see it it just annoys the hell out of me. This is what happens when you are my age and trying to complete a BA and surrounded by little children. IMMATURITY upon Foolishness!
1. People that use bluetooth: Okay I know you have this bluetooth device that has been around for a while but must you now wear it in class. Take the damn thing off your ear! And secondly if you are not on the phone why are you wearing it. And in class no less. So that we can notice that you bought a phone that is Bluetooth accessible. Idiot! Most phones are bluetooth acessible. So you are not that unique
2. People who feel that the thong showing is not out of style: Okay seriously that was so 1999. Get a life girls. Showing your underwear to us (me a girl no less) is disgusting. You are just as bad as the boys who walk around town with thier pants hanging so low you wonder why they wear pants at all
3. Leggins on big girls: Okay now this is a serious error. I am not that big but I wouldn't wear a leggings. It is from the 80s and not everyone can pull of that style!. So please for the sake of everyone that is decent out there do us a favor and pls put a pair of jeans on. We don't need to see you in a mini skirt and leggings. It is a fad! Please shop at Ashley Stewart for clothes that are stylish for your body
4. Wearing mini-skirts in the middle of winter with -11 degree temperature! This is self explanitaroy and then you come to class and start sneezing and coughing. everyone else says bless you but I don't! Why because nobody begged you to wear a mini skirt and small jean jacket to school with snow and sleet outside. Awon ode! Just don't pass your stupid germs to me
5. Not studying and then copying off of me: do your own homework or shut up!
6. Talking on your cell phone in the Library: I mean it is a library. There are posters all over that say please turn off your phone. So for all our sakes and for the smarts that I hope you have a little bit off. Shut up! Turn that phone off and take that damn bluetooth thing off yoru ear
7. Chewing gum loudly in class during presentations: Smacking your mouth like a hooker is bad enough but when I am presenting and you are in my group, do us all a sake and take the gum out of your damn mouth. Then afterwards you can pop a new one into your mouth and keep chewing the cod like the goat that you are
8. Perfume as an air freshner: We are all wearing perfum but must you splash it on like you are going to purify the air. And if you must do that at least eliminate all fruitiness out of it. Seriously. The whole room smelling like "mango sugar" from Bath and Body works isn't really helpin my allergies
9. Not taking a bath: Why are you in college? why are you not at home or in primary school? I am sure if you were at home mommy could help you bath but since you are in college, clip your nails, take a shower and if you choose not to at least sit far away from me it's bad enough I have to deal with mango lady.The smart ass: You are not funny. Stop! cracking jokes in class. NO one is laughing and you are embarrasing the rest of us that are trying to learn and the teacher. We don't even crack a smile and your loud obnoxious voice is grating to my ears. I am so ready to kick your ass seriously! I mean think about it, the teacher says something and you have a smart retort like we care what you have to say. You are not an authority, you have no degree, you are not smart and you have no brain cells, why should we listen to you. so do me at least the favor keep your bad breath self away from me, mango girl and unwashed are enough to handle in class today.
10. People that quote scripture for no reason: I mean they think they are an authority but then they only quote it when it is convinient for them i.e. "I am going to drink because jesus drank wine, he turned water into wine" Oh but getting drunk is not something the bible says anything about? Like the bible doesn't talk about drunks and how they are (and I quote)" Drunks and gluttons will end up on skid row, in a stupor and dressed in rags.Proverbs 23:18-20 (in Context) Proverbs 23 (Whole Chapter) " (The message Bible)
In conclusion, I need a vacation from here to be around people with a brain is something I am longing for. And that is my top 10 idiotic things happening on campus.
How is your world?
4 comments:
i need a break too...u & me babe...spring break...miami?
HELL YEAH!
ah u have issues o
i am feeling a couple but NUMBER 9 it is freezing why should they take showers??
laterz
i know I have issues.
And to answer the #9 thing it is short and simple. We have hot water on campus. This is not Nigeria where you have to use a boiling ring to boil your water and then go outside. You have heat and running hot water. Use it.
Oh and we get free soap and shampoo in our rooms every day from the cleaning crew!
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