Saturday, December 9, 2006

I found my ring

Thank you for all your good wishes! I found my ring.

It is weird but without this symbol i felt very alone whenever baby wasn't around. That must sound crazy right?

Okay so this is finals week and I am mad swamped with work. First off let me give a big shout out to my diva T who turned her fro to something spicy! Loving the hair girl! As always "awon bobo to wa ni ta, you go kill them oh!"

Is it just me or are there seemingly more and more morons in this world? I was venting just yesterday to my family in bmore about how there is this one guy in my class who gets on my nerves.

Well let me break it down to you like this.

He works in this company here in my little neck of the woods. Now this company employs alot of people that live in my little town. While this company has various departments, I guess you can say it is a pretty good company to work at. But he works in the HR department. What the hell kind of intensive work do you do managing peoples files. And he is not working there like he was employed. He was placed there by the student internship program and they hired him on full time. So his idiot ass didn't have to use his brains to work. And trust me with his mediocre style I am sure that when things get rough for that company his ass would be the first to get cut. No be curse oh! Omo na factual Fact!

This idiot came over to where my group and I were working on a project and this conversation ensued (members of my group Tiny, Cutey, Presido, and I):

"Hey guys, what are you working on?"
Presido: Just our group project are you guys done?

Idiot: Yeah we finished ours, we are turning a 45 page essay

Me (to myself): what undergrad professor do you know that wants to read a 45 page essay on sexual harrasment

Idiot: So what are you guys doing for your written assignment
Cutey: We are going to have a folder with hand outs and we are making a flyer

Idiot: That's it? Well where I work (inserted name of the company) that wouldn't fly, you need to do more work, unless of course you are like mediocre and like like turning in mediocre work
Me: Who are you and why should we care what you think about our work

Idiot: I am just saying you know, what you are doing is just not up to par, I mean at my company (insert name of company) we work on projects like this and i work in the HR department and you know we always have to type up reports and give presentations and since this is a senior class you know the work isn't cutting it. As a fellow classmate, if I was the teacher I wouldn't accept what you guys are doing as enough work.

Me:Well we will let the teacher make that decision, but thanks anyway
Tiny: How long have you worked for this company?

Idiot: Well I was hired straight out of high school. You know only smart people work there, you have to be really smart to get in to work there.

Me: Well considering that they probably will hire 65 percent of the graduating class of this year, I doubt it is that difficult to get in. Plus, they hired you and you were in high school.

Idiot: What are you trying to say?
Cutey: What B------ is trying to say is that we all have different goals so you know, good for you that you got into such a good job

Me:(to myself) no what I was trying to say was that you are not that smart. (to the group) Well let's get back to work. Thanks for the inturruption

Okay, so maybe I embelished a little but you have to understand. He is soooooooo annoying. He does this thing in class where if you speak he will attempt to discredit you. And if the teacher asks a question he literally quotes the book or listens to what you said and then rephrases it so that he can get a pat on the head. Fuckign ass kisser! I can't stand morons who think because they work a 9-5 they can come into class and act like they are better or above us.

What I really want to say (which I mumble to the back of his receeding hairline, probably doesn't wash, dandruff falling, few strand having head) is

"hey idiot, if you were so smart then why are you hear at the age of 35 just getting your fuckign bachelor's. I mean what makes you any better than everyone else who has to struggle every day. So what you work at ##$$%%, well so does 75 percent of the population of (insert name of town) and for your information from the looks of those I have bumped into, they aren't that smart. So take your long face, flaky ass, receeeding hairline having, smelly, useless, good for nothing, teeth flying, idiotic, brain lacking self and do something that will benefit the environment. Shut the fuck up!"

What I really want to tell his head is this" listen up! I may not have a job at this company but guess what you are no better than me. We are both sitting her in HR 315 and I have a 4.0 GPA while your ass has a 2.5 so who is smarter now bitch? And while you will remain here in this god for saken little town dwelling here allowing corporate america to keep eating away at the remaining hairs on your flacky ass head. I will be traveling the world as lawyer benefiting humanity. While you will live mediocre life in this little village probably marry some soppy ass chick and breed contributing to the polluting the planet with more mediocre thinking people, I will be off fighting one human rights battle or another. So continue to use my brain to advance your little grade. Watch what happens 40 years from now!

That's what I want to say, but instead, i just smile

Now do you fear the wrath of the Lady B? I bet you do...
J

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Glad u found ur ring gal!! Bet u felt practically 'naked' without it!! Dont let that m......cker get to u!!!

Anonymous said...

lol...lady b take am easy o...make u no get high blood pressure cos' of this mofo.

soul said...

I fear o. :) on a serious note though.. sometimes some people just need to be told.

Anonymous said...

wow...that last paragraph was intense...I'm glad u didn't say it to the guy....he probably would have had an immediate heart attack from all the insults...u did the right thing by ignoring him 'cause such people like to poke fun at other people to num the pain of their own miserable lives...keep ur head up sista we need more female Naija lawyers...best of luck in all u do and ur blog is really entertaininng! Have u ever considered being a writer?...I would read ur books if u were (and I don't read a lot of books)..take care.

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