Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Jacki Kennedy Wannabe Belly Dancer


Okay, for those of you who have been paying attention to whats being said on this web blog, here's to you. I am officially a big girl! I went to try on dresses at my favorite store H&M, and low and behold, I was wearing a size 18. O my god! I didn't see that coming at all.

You may be wondering how I didn't see it coming, well first of all I have been wearing jogging pants to class (Aeropostale baby!) so there is no way I saw my ass getting big, everything looks big in a jogging suite. And since I am broker than broke I didn't feel it necessary to go and get any new clothes. But my darling fiance decided to treat me on Sunday to an outfit for some get to gether that they are having at his church in NY in two weeks. So i decided to get a nice dress (with a tweed coat) for the event. I was going to look all jackie kennedy on them (imagine this nubian-african diva a jackie kennedy, miracles can happen). And so there I was in the dressing room with a size 18 outfit and couldn't zip it past my hips.

Extreme diet time! if you know where I can become skinny without hurting my body (besides Vixen's new health thing cuz this is an emergency) let me know. I will purge, I will diet, I will excercise, I will workout and job non stop, I will drink two gallons of water and lift wieghts, I will even do Tae-bo.

HELP!

On top of that I joined the belly dancing thing that just started at school. Imagine how embarrased I will be next week to realize I am going to be the girl with the jiggling stomach.

Drastic times call for drastic measures.

1 comment:

Vixen said...

Dayum girl! Did you count the twins Into this equation? You know that those babies make you top heavy! Don't stress, just let it come off naturally. None of that Camp Foley shit, you hear?

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