While we are in the festive mood I would like to do a little thankgiving tribute
To "Baby" for putting up with my moods, my highs, my lows and loving me for me not because of anything or anyone else
To my sisters for always encouraging and strengthening me in moments of weakness and uncertainty. This year was hard but we are harder. We will make it!
To my bmore family for giving me the best summer EVER! For being true friends unafraid to tell me when i am wrong and encourage me when things got rough. Look forward to DaBu Creations 2007. I love you guys
To my blogging family: I love your work, they inspire, they move, they help in more ways than you know. Everyone's life is another view on how amazing being a live is.
To my blogging readers. Thank you for paying attention to the nonesesical rantins of my confused mind!
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No that that's out of the way I have to vent really quick.
I used to have some serious dead weight relationships that I carried around like government work. I mean serious bad relationships. Some naija girls are so superficial and vain. All they know is looks and clothes. I am so happy i took T's advice and dropped those dead weight friends. In hindsight now I don't know why I kept them around. CAse in point. Four days ago, I had this conversation with an unexpected caller:
She: Hey, how are you?
Me: who is this
She: -----e, How come you don't know my number?
Me: uhm... hey how are you (making a funny face at the phone) it's been a while. How did you get my number?
She: A friend of mine saw you at a wedding and got your number from you and passed it on to me
Me: ohhhhhhhh (note to self to beat up person who gave my number to her)So how have you been
She: Well fine, i heard you are getting married! Why didn't you tell me after all our history together
Me: Uhm...we stopped being friends a long time ago! So
She: Well congratulations any way! So are you still fat?
Me: What did you just say? ( thought I heard wrong)
She: Are you still fat? Remember you used to be very fat back in the day? I don't know maybe you man likes fat girls. Me ni te mi oh! I am still hot and sexy. Maybe I will even be the fine one in your wedding party. If you are still fat then you have to slim down for the wedding....so you can fit your dress or else everyone will be looking at me...
Me: Hallow trees bear no fruit...
She: What did you just say
Me: I have to go, my man is coming over by the way are you still singl?
She: What?
ME: Yeah! Talk to you later! Bye
End of conversation!
I kid you not that is exactly how the conversation went. She asked me if I was still fat. I mean, I haven't spoken to your ass in alsmot four years and you have the audacity to ask me if I am still fat! So what if I am, what the hell is your f---ing business!
Na wa o! yeah she is DEFINATELY not invited to the wedding!Uhm and she thought she would be in my bridal party. Ode! When I have my fine ass sisters and my family in baltimore! Who would include that maggot! Shu! I swear if she was in front of me I would have slapped her! Okay seriously no! But she deserves a slap though! What the Hell!
People are foolish!
So how was your thanksgiving? did you miss me? I missed you!
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That kind of friend truly needs to be gotten rid of!!!
LOL... with tears almost coming down my face. lady b!!!! rotflmao!!!! phew! yah! no need for nonsense people like that. ah.. ok. i'm done. did you have fun with your sisters? of course you did. was thinking of you guys. heard you'll be in tx for xmas. see you there! oh wait... gotta go buy my ticket!
LMAO @ "note to self to beat up person who gave my number to her". hope its not me sha...i don't want to be on the receiving end of lady b's wrath...muahahaha....BTW, the girl is an idiot o !!!!
okay ....
you have got to be freaking kidding me?.
you should have asked her if she was still fugly... or just hung up..some people can't be happy for other people..
Maqke sure you tell all your friends she is not invited to the wedding.. post her pictures up and make sure she is escorted away by security if she shows up...
cos someone like that will show up...
so make it clear.. perfectly clear to all your people..
damn, I feel like bitch slapping her into last week lol
Babes!! U dropped the fone on her? She may not even understand why u did so!! u would have given her a piece of ur mind. Are u still fat indeed. She didnt have gist and was just looking for something to say to make conversation. After all our history together indeed!!! Friends move on when they no longer have anything in common u know? Abi she dosent realise that?
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